James Clay – Transcribed

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[Ring]
[Ring]
[Ring]
[Ring]

James Clay: “Hello.”

Caller: “Hello, is that, uh, James Clay?”

James Clay: “Yeah, who?”

Caller: “Is it, uh, James, uh, I might have the wrong number. I’m looking for an investigative reporter called, uh, James Clay?”

James Clay: “James Cla-James, sorry, yes, [inaudible], I can’t even hear you-are you saying ‘James Clay’?”

Caller: “Yes, I am, yes”

James Clay: “Yes, sorry, yes, that’s right, yes, yes, yes…”

Caller: “Oh, hi. Um, yeah, just a quick question. Why is your-”

James Clay: “TERRIBLE line, it’s a terrible line.”

Caller: “I do apolog-”

James Clay: “-barely hear what you’re-”

Caller: “Can I just ask why your telephone number is listed as Peter Reynolds on Google, and why you sound very much like Peter Reynolds?”

James Clay: “…sorry?”

Caller: “Could I ask why your telephone number is listed as Peter Reynolds on Google, and why you also sound like Peter Reynolds?”

[silence for five seconds]

James Clay: “…hello?”

Caller: “Hello, yes?”

[silence for four seconds]

James Clay: “…hello?”

Caller: “Hello, can you hear me?”

[silence]

[a phone is put down]

Caller: [laughs]

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