Archive for September, 2010

Letter to Student Direct re the Exec and beards

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

My apologies to those readers who checked my blog on Monday for my latest post. I have a 1600 word feature on mephedrone and legal highs raring to go that I wrote for Student Direct; I was hoping to post an extract and link to their website and have waited to see if they are going to upload it, but unfortunately it hasn’t been updated for some time. The article will go out on this blog next Monday instead, so please check back then. Sorry for the delay. Sarah.

Dear Student Direct,

you have received many a letter from me in the past keeping your illustrious and distinguished readers aware of the beard vs. non-beard ratio on our Union Executive. Sadly in recent years the bearded masses have lost ground and this year, only Miles is keeping up the hirsute tradition, and even then he only has a little moutee thing. The full follicled days of Dan Lee and Gabriel Hassan are gone, it would seem!

How can we say that we represent students when the more flocculent among us are so obviously unrepresented at the highest levels of our union? This inequality must end. I call on the exec to take heed of this issue and immediately require at least one or two of their number to sport some fuzz. Given her manifesto commitment to prioritising student concerns, I am sure Sarah Wakefield would look lovely with a beard.

Yours faithfully,

Sarah McCulloch

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Mashed Potato and Sausage Pizza – Yum!

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

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Although I am a vegetarian, I do like to try to find vegan alternatives to things wherever possible. It is good for me, good for my vegan friends, and good for the animals. So I happened to be looking up vegan pizza toppings and came across a rather bizarre suggestion to make a sausage and mashed potato pizza, with gravy as the base. And you know what? It totally worked.

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The recipe wasn’t very specific, so I improvised. We added hummous, butter (obviously not included in the original recipe, but as none of us eating the pizza were *actually* vegan…) and some herbs to the mash, which made it mind-blowing in its own right. To make the gravy, it has to be thick, and I mean thick, so it can spread over the pizza base without going soggy. The thickness was quite hard to play by ear and we ended up with a lot of left-over gravy that could clog drains. The sausages, at least, were standard Linda McCartney lengths of scrummy goodness. Put it all together and wack it in the oven for fifteen minutes and you’re done.

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Serve with salady stuff (we had hummous and potato salad). Another fun twist, if you peel your potatoes, is to sprinkle the peelings with salt, pepper and seasoning to taste, and shove them in the oven with the pizzas. They come out crispy and an awesome side dish.

All in all, it turned out well. It’s a pretty unusual combination and certainly a death-by carbohydrate special. But it is vegan, and it’s a pretty impressive meal to serve someone you are cooking for. Bon appetit!

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Best of Facebook Stati 2010: Part 2

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

I recently went looking through my Facebook stati looking for a specific one from several months ago and  ended up spending a couple of hours trawling through random articles I posted, funny status updates I made, and arguments I’ve gotten into over the past year. Rather than let them vanish into the ether (Facebook appears to delete your feed after three years), I present a selection of my favourite status updates over the past year, that you may be entertained, and they might be preserved.

This blogpost is in two parts, and the first part is available here.

  • Sarah McCulloch is down to her worn-at-very-specific-occasions clothes and consequently looks like she walked out of the seventeenth century.
  • Sarah McCulloch only noticed the snowfall from Facebook and not from, say, looking out the damn window.
  • Sarah McCulloch Sarah: “But see, you’re describing yourself as more proud when you hold ultra-left policies as opposed to centre-left policies. So clearly you see the ultra left as more correct than your own position. So are you not saying “that the leftist, ultra-left, ultimately organised anarchist is actually correct, but I’m personally choosing to define into the slightly wrong guys over here?” Robi: “…no” Jess: *dies laughing*
  • Sarah McCulloch Robi (after 15 minutes of explaining “right-wing communism”): “…and that’s why he’s of the semi-unorganised ultra-left!” Sarah: *dies laughing*
  • Sarah McCulloch is amused at reading an article on rising noise pollution and then realising an alarm has been going off the entire time she was reading it.
  • Sarah McCulloch has LOST THE SWEDE.
  • Sarah McCulloch doesn’t think her house has ever seen so many vegetables.
  • Sarah McCulloch Advantage of using debit card as cheese-cutter: Tasty sandwich. Disadvantage of using debit card as cheese-cutter – poverty as all good ATMS refuse to accept cheese-covered debit card. Fail.
  • Sarah McCulloch Jess: “Where are the scissors?” Sarah: “On the bathroom floor.” Jess: “Of course.”
  • Sarah McCulloch thinks a lot of romantic films would end a lot sooner and a great deal more happily if everyone concerned just went polyamorous. “Oh no, alas, alack, who do I choose?” “Both of us.” “Oh, right, cool. Yay!”
  • Sarah McCulloch OPENING SCENE: JESS walks into the bedroom of SARAH to say hello. Small talk follows. Ten minutes later. SARAH: “So, I think we need to plan our workshops for Spring conference.” JESS: “Let me fetch my diary.” They PLOT.
  • Sarah McCulloch “Sarah, do you think Kate Ryan’s hot?” “I don’t care what she looks like, she plays fucking good music that lifts up my soul. …if that is how you could describe europop.”
  • Sarah McCulloch Jess (on phone to SLC): “I have no idea what my password is”…”…or my secret answer”…”That was a lot of partners ago, I’m sorry, I have no idea.”
  • Sarah McCulloch did not engage in a sensible drug policy last night and drank more whiskey than she has in the rest of her life combined, and is now unsurprisingly paying for it.
  • Sarah McCulloch also has lesbians on the sofa and is equally as happy about the situation.
  • Sarah McCulloch is warm, and snuggly, and asl-
  • Sarah McCulloch Jess (from the stairs): “Where are the scissors?” Sarah (from the kitchen): “You’re sitting on them.” Jess (still on stairs): “Ah yes, thanks.”
  • Sarah McCulloch “When you call someone, essentially you suddenly materialise in their life, screaming, “ME ME! ME ME! IT’S ME! TALK TO ME!” The telephone was first invented at a time when you could readily purchase cocaine in any chemist. I think we can draw our own conclusions.”
  • Sarah McCulloch just got into a fight with Andi in which he managed to mangle both my glasses and my chair in such a way that they now both work better.
  • Sarah McCulloch had an argument with the freezer that night that removed the tops of two of her fingers and now has an unfortunate tendency of bleeding everywhere unexpectedly.
  • Sarah McCulloch has spent the past two weeks wondering why there was a towel in the bathroom that looked exactly like hers and just realised today that is *is* hers… *sighs*

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Best of Facebook Stati 2010: Part 1

Monday, September 13th, 2010

I recently went looking through my Facebook stati looking for a specific one from several months ago and  ended up spending a couple of hours trawling through random articles I posted, funny status updates I made, and arguments I’ve gotten into over the past year. Rather than let them vanish into the ether (Facebook appears to delete your feed after three years), I present a selection of my favourite status updates over the past year, that you may be entertained, and they might be preserved.

This blogpost is in two parts, and the second part will be published tomorrow.

  • Sarah McCulloch nipped up to town today and came back with a toolbox, an adjustable wrench, WD40, some paintbrushes, and 3 cans of seitan. God, I am so gay.
  • Sarah McCulloch watches. And is always there. And may have burned down the theatre des vampires.
  • Sarah McCulloch “The first two blows, didn’t really do anything, but then I took a really, big, hit. *sound of bong being used*” - …hang on, what the hell kind of chill-out dance is this?
  • Sarah McCulloch Love Wikipedia: “Gaga stands in a kitchen, wearing a folded-up telephone on her head, while dancers cavort behind her, wielding salad tongs and assorted cutlery. Ultimately, she prepares a sandwich and eats it, after a dance sequence.”
  • Sarah McCulloch Robi: “Ooh, look, this condom really does smell like coconut.” *holds up to Cat Rylance* Cat: “…I’m good, thanks.”
  • Sarah McCulloch She prefers she, she prefers she, she prefers she, she prefers she, they prefer they, they prefer they, they prefer they, they prefer they, they use she/he depending on context and name, they use she/he depending on context and name… #relearningfriendspronouns
  • Sarah McCulloch got the tissue out! Yay! No trip to the hospital for me!
  • Sarah McCulloch Well, no surprise in the Guardian headlines: “Lloyds accused of false accounting”, “Church in new child sex abuse allegations”, and oh yeah, “Bring back brothels, says French MP”. Yep, no surprises there.
  • Sarah McCulloch has thrown in the towel at 22.5 miles. Not because she couldn’t hack the walking, but because the Co-codamol she took induced nausea. The irony of having to drop out because of an insensible drug policy is palpable.
  • Sarah McCulloch You know you live in a house of gays when Evanescence’s My Immortal comes on Youtube and half the room starts absent-mindedly singing along under their breath…
  • Sarah McCulloch No, really, new socks. God, it’s going to be great.
  • Sarah McCulloch “I think we should view your year as [elected UMSU sabb] as a case of biological determinism v. social constructionism. Cos I think you are born with a spine and you seem to think you can grow one.” God, I’m witty sometimes.
  • Sarah McCulloch “They’re not in our name, they’re not in my name, which is Tara Hewitt…” – Anon.
  • Sarah McCulloch Andi Sidwell: “It’s like killing two birds with one stone. Or maybe two rocks with one bird, if you had a dead bird lying round and like, two small really dried rocks that have already started to crumble. Like in a mine or something.”
  • Sarah McCulloch Dear library, just a note to say that when you refuse to let me take out books because my fines are too high, I put the titles in Google scholar and read them there instead. Defeating your bureaucratic, authoritarian system. So ner. Love, Sarah.
  • Sarah McCulloch truly proved she was her Environmental Health Officer mother’s daughter when in a tense moment between Susan and Gabrielle in the last Desperate Housewives her attention was entirely taken up by Gabrielle handling a bowl of salad right after touching raw meat. EW.
  • Sarah McCulloch “There just aren’t any gay sleaze websites.” “Besides gaysleaze.com?” “Oh yeah.”
  • Sarah McCulloch “What the fuck is up with this music? What are we listening to?” “Karaoke Busted.” “!!!”
  • Sarah McCulloch is going to stop obsessing over Google Analytics and DO HER BLOODY COURSEWORK. GO DO IT NOW, SARAH.
  • Sarah McCulloch Perhaps the only time Sarah would ever support a one world government is when the *stupid* American networks stream their shows online for U.S./Canada only. #idliveunderdictatorshipifigottoseethedailyshowmoreoften
  • Sarah McCulloch So, in Dante’s Cove you can replenish your magical powers by having hot sex with hot men and this allows you to draw “raw, natural energy from the earth”? I see… 0_o
  • Sarah McCulloch “Besides, aren’t you with the other one now, the one who says “dude” and seems not to own a shirt?” LOVE Dante’s Cove.
  • Sarah McCulloch is in a room with a bunch of dress-wearing lunatics.

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Cool Charities to Give to in 2010

Monday, September 6th, 2010

Every year I try to donate a portion of my income to charity. I can’t say it’s tithing as such but it’s somewhere around that. I used to try to find a single charity to donate to, such as the Iranian Queer Railroad, to whom I donated in memory of my friend Jeff, but this year I donated to several different charities and thought I would do them an extra favour by writing about them here and encouraging you all to give to them as well. :)



Rainbow World Fund

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When Haiti got struck by an earthquake in 2010, lots of my friends were making donations to various relief funds. I once worked for Save the Children on a magazine that was funded by money given for the Boxing Day Tsunami in 2004, so have always been wary of giving to popular disaster relief funds ever since. It’s pretty pointless donating to an organisation that thinks it can divert your donation to its fab new glossy self-promotion schemes.

However, the Rainbow World Fund don’t do that. Instead they do something pretty nifty. Not only do they send volunteers out to disaster stricken areas, as well as running a large number of other projects (“RWF currently supports projects focusing on global HIV/AIDS, water development, landmine eradication, hunger, education, orphans and disaster relief in Africa, Asia, Central America, the Caribbean, and the United States.”), they also raise awareness of LGBT issues in the areas they work in. AND their admin costs total less than 3% of their total income as well, which is phenomenal. They got my cash, at any rate.

http://www.rainbowfund.org/


Erowid

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“Erowid is a small non-commercial organization that operates in the controversial and politically challenging niche of trying to provide accurate, specific, and responsible information about how psychoactives are used in the United States and around the world. ”

In other words, Erowid has lots and lots of information on drugs. What they do, where to find them, how to use them safely, how they combine with other drugs, and more. Erowid is primarily built through the “trip report”, or a written account of the author’s particular experience with a drug, including dosage, coming up times, and even body weight.

This might seem like a stoner’s dream, but it has a very serious purpose. There will be people who will have lived because they got the information they needed to stay safe from Erowid, and no other organisation or website in the world can offer the level of experience, knowledge, and more importantly, impartiality that Erowid can.

That’s the important part for me. For the little drug policy geek that lives in all of us, however, Erowid has also sought to archive every document and record relating to the development of recreational drugs and their usage throughout history. They currently store more than 50,000 documents recording the research of psychoactives – the entire notebook collection of Alexander Shulgin (the scientist who brought MDMA and the 2C family to the world) has been loaned to them for transcription and archiving.

Basically, Erowid is amazing, and you should give them lots of money (or time, they need more volunteers!). Failing that, you can always write a trip report…

http://www.erowid.org/


Friends of Antara UK

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Friends of Antara UK is a support organisation for Antara, a mental health charity in North East India. Less than 1% of India’s health budget is spent on mental health, and there are only 2-3 psychiatrists per million people (the UK has 50), so the need is pressing. Antara provides 200 inpatient beds, communty care services and a rehabilitation centre, and treats over 1600 outpatients a week.

Friends of Antara engages in fundraising and awareness activities over here, mostly through university societies (currently located at Leeds, Warwick and York). More importantly, a friend of mine sits on the General Committee and badgered me about how helpful FoA are until I finally sent them a cheque.

http://friendsofantarauk.org/


Roleystone Horse Sanctuary

 Cool Charities to Give to in 2010

I will confess, I have little interest in horses. A friend on my Facebook, however, does, and when I put up a request for a charity to donate to, ranted at me about how horse sanctuaries needed extra cash for hay for the winter until I sent them a donation that was small but will probably cover a horse or two for a bit.

I can’t say much about them, but to judge from their (hilariously mispelled) website, their expenditure on self-flattering publicity or expensive branding is precisely nil. If you do want to ensure any donation you give will go straight to its intended purpose, Roleystone is your place.

http://roleystonehorsesanctury.com/

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